Jokes 7
Jokes? Why jokes?
Laughing is healthy, that's why!
Warning: These are JOKES. They are neither tasteful nor nice nor politically correct nor puritanical..... Only read them if you are an adult and like humour.
So, if you are a prude, from Bern, American, a phys.ed. teacher, under 18 or work for M. do not read them! (Do you feel offended? Then you definitely are on the wrong page
A Blundering Bush!
President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad." Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?" Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you! I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'QUICHE'."
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