Jokes 2
Jokes? Why jokes?
Laughing is healthy, that's why!
Warning: These are JOKES. They are neither tasteful nor nice nor politically correct nor puritanical..... Only read them if you are an adult and like humour.
So, if you are a prude, from Bern, American, a phys.ed. teacher, under 18 or work for M. do not read them! (Do you feel offended? Then you definitely are on the wrong page
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
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