JOKES 1
Jokes? Why jokes?
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Warning: These are JOKES. They are neither tasteful nor nice nor politically correct nor puritanical..... Only read them if you are an adult and like humour.
So, if you are a prude, from Bern, American, a phys.ed. teacher, under 18 or work for M. do not read them! (Do you feel offended? Then you definitely are on the wrong page...)
Pregnant Woman Gets Shot
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down he street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I went to the bathroom to pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I went to the bathroom to pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you went to the bathroom to pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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